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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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cucumberofficial:

following everyone back until i find a tumblr dad to replace the one that walked out on me as a child☯☭

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

mobile blogging sucks
im getting a new computer by october 19th though then ill be able to skype people again too woooo

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

gayeskimos:

notgoingtosaygoodbye:

combeferret:

combeferret:

who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

sir cumference

get out

he ate too much pi

oh my god

saiyan:

giant-woman-opal:

it’s a conspiracy 

THIS ONE WINS

gothqirl:

*organizes life at 3am*

inflightt:

THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

inflightt:

THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

bikinipowerbottom:

killed the whole game tbh

bikinipowerbottom:

killed the whole game tbh

phobias:

mondays