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inflightt:

THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

inflightt:

THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

bikinipowerbottom:

killed the whole game tbh

bikinipowerbottom:

killed the whole game tbh

phobias:

mondays

princessbuggie:

really
satanshoe:

at least she real with it.

satanshoe:

at least she real with it.

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

refixable:

LOVE THIS.

refixable:

LOVE THIS.

canlovemelikeyoudo:

that time carlos described mutual masturbation on nickelodeon

perchu:

flareblitz:

reblogging selfies is kinda sad like do u really care about notes on a blogging website that much that u rely on anonymous likes to build ur self confidence?? im so sorry if u do

sounds like u got 0 notes on a selfie.. im real sorry

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

terahertz:

panzerbjoern:

ruinedchildhood:

when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang 

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When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess