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humorous-blog:

jesus-take-the-feels:

humorous-blog:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

image

What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

zizino:

JESUS

mother fucker dont fucking fuckityfrick frac I HAVE THE SAME FUCKING PAIR OF GLASSES THEY ARE SUPER COMMON AND LITERALLY WHAT THE FCUK I AM A S GODDOD AS HER I AMS O WERTH IT WHATSB THE DDFYUCJX

  • Ponyboy: hey darry, what're we having for breakfast?
  • Darry: eggs
  • Darry: egg
  • Darry: eg
  • Darry: e
  • Darry: ke
  • Darry: ake
  • Darry: cake
gallifreyanhighcouncil:

bbyph4t:

fantastic-pizza:

loveme-letlive:

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

I fucking hate this as I reblog it to my page immediately

fuck I’m trippin


whoa wait a second is there going to be a dhmis part 3
gallifreyanhighcouncil:

bbyph4t:

fantastic-pizza:

loveme-letlive:

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

I fucking hate this as I reblog it to my page immediately

fuck I’m trippin


whoa wait a second is there going to be a dhmis part 3
gallifreyanhighcouncil:

bbyph4t:

fantastic-pizza:

loveme-letlive:

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

I fucking hate this as I reblog it to my page immediately

fuck I’m trippin


whoa wait a second is there going to be a dhmis part 3
gallifreyanhighcouncil:

bbyph4t:

fantastic-pizza:

loveme-letlive:

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

I fucking hate this as I reblog it to my page immediately

fuck I’m trippin


whoa wait a second is there going to be a dhmis part 3

gallifreyanhighcouncil:

bbyph4t:

fantastic-pizza:

loveme-letlive:

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

I fucking hate this as I reblog it to my page immediately

fuck I’m trippin

whoa wait a second is there going to be a dhmis part 3

ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."
ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."

ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

screams bc the outsiders

ch0colatecake-4breakfast:

Lol….saw this on Instagram…credit to whoever made it

*more like 20 years but okay*

i-banged-dallas-winston:

Johnny Cake: * breathes*
Pony: whats wrong
Soda: whats wrong
Steve: whats wrong
Darry: whats wrong
Two-bit: whats wrong
Dally: who needs to die

thelionandthellama:

i get so fucking pumped whenever i listen to ‘the phoenix’ by fall out boy like fucking hell yes i’m a young blood and i’m gonna put on my fucking warpaint all over my fucking deadly body and then i’ll burn down my neighbourhood and rise from the ashes like a goddamn fiery bird you can’t tame me motherfuckers y’all are bricks tied to me that are dragging me down so i’m gonna fuck shit up